1. thisiseverydayracism:





    well damn

    That came in like a wrecking ball.

    (Source: cherrybrandyismymuse, via mrsxsoftee)


  2. herwhisperisthe-jyp:

    i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

    (via ledaclones)

  3. This is about you. This is about what you didn’t do.

    (via onamelancholyhill)


  4. supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    (via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)


  5. flirtytwink:

    I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

    (Source: jonasbruhs, via transicarus)

  6. toucanparty:

    we will never know

    (via rude-are-food)

  7. surprisebitch:

    this is the best, all of the jokes in this website related to his name can go home

    (Source: storyofaship, via thespookyscienceofficer)

  8. vonioje:

    to be beautiful means to be yourself

  9. (Source: holdharold, via annanative)

  10. scribblecat27:


    No my good sir…Thank you!

    It’s OUR pleasure, believe us.

    (via unicornsilver5)